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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is quite possibly the best Christmas movie of all time. Sure, there are other classics, but few have the distinction of being such. When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assh*les this side of the nuthouse! Clark Griswold.

This Christmas, in Clark's quest for the perfect family gathering, he'll short out Chicago's power grid, electrocute a cat, battle a tree-loving squirrel, hold his boss hostage and spend some quality time with the local S.W.A.T. team. maybe it'll be a Merry Christmas after all! Celebrate more than 25 years of National Lampoon's.

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National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is no Citizen Kane, but for my money it’s perfect. Feel free to shake your head, laugh, throw some insults, or even agree with me if you like, but this is my go-to, feel-good, all-time favorite.

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Dec 24, 2016. Here are eight interesting facts about National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Next: 8. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation was based off Hughes second short story in the magazine called "Christmas '59. He starts off punching a Santa Claus, and that was when Chevy Chase broke his finger.

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Dec 4, 2017. Holiday classic “National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation” will have a single screening at Regal Hamilton Place 8 Dec. power-draining Christmas decorations, disastrous dinner parties and a SWAT team singing “The Star- Spangled Banner” while burning reindeer and Santa Claus rain down from the sky.

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It's that time of year: Christmas is here. Everybody knows there isn't a better time of year. "Hear that sleigh, Santa's on his way: hip, hip hooray for Christmas vacation!" If you were singing that in your head by the third line, then you understand the glory of "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation." Chevy Chase and Beverly.

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Dec 6, 2017. In the third installment of the hilarious “National Lampoon's Vacation” series, Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) wants to have a perfect family Christmas, pestering his wife Ellen (Beverly D'Angelo) and children Audrey and Rusty to join in his festive Holiday decorating and general merriment. Things quickly go.

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Nov 16, 2017. Peter Billingsley, left, of 'A Christmas Story' and Tim Allen of 'The Santa Clause' discuss those films in a '20/20' airing Wednesday on ABC. will feature interviews with Tim Allen and Eric Lloyd from “The Santa Clause”; Beverly D' Angelo and Chevy Chase from “National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation”;.

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Dec 7, 2013. The reason this movie has stood the test of time is because everyone can relate to it in one way or another. Whether it's crazy relatives to the stress of rigging up the lights, we've all had a "Christmas Vacation" moment. That's why I present to you The Top 5 Scenes From National Lampoon's Christmas.

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Dec 18, 2013. As the third feature film title sequence produced by Kroyer Films in 1989, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is probably the most well-known. Santa Claus, our eternally and endearingly plump hero, just can't catch a break. In a series of unfortunate events, seemingly everything in this sleepy suburban.

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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation written by John Hughes. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse! Clark Griswold : Hey!

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Dec 1, 1989. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Quotes. Ellen Griswold: Clark, I think that it would be best for. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse." Clark W. Griswold Jr.: Where do you think you're going?

As with most of National Lampoon’s "Vacation" movies, Clark Griswold is normally viewed as the hero, but it took extended family for him to realize the true meaning of Christmas in "National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.".

Santa Claus will ride in the parade atop the Canton. Fryer said the theme for the parade will be National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, inspired by the movie of that name. The movie will be shown several times in December at the.

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